I still can't believe they shot at me.
Clark, you're bulletproof
I HAVE FEELINGS, BRUCE
1 day ago · 5,286 notes
my anaconda don’t want none
unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON
3 days ago · 148,438 notes
I Should’ve Saved That Gif When I Had The Chance Because Now I Can’t Find It: The Musical
Put that thing back on my dashboard or so help me: A Sequel
I Googled a Really Random Description of the Gif Just to Find It But Nothing Showed Up So Now I’m Really Mad: A Trilogy
3 days ago · 147,987 notes
So this happened at Subway the other day
Me wearing my Pizza John shirt at subway:
Who's that guy?
Um... John Green.
I've heard that name before. Is he like running for president?
No.. He wrote some books. You've probably heard of The Fault In Our Stars.
oh yeah. That thing . Well he should run for president. I'd vote for him, since I take it from your shirt he's a pizza fan. I'm pro pizza.
3 days ago · 24,377 notes